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{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}

{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}

{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}

{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}

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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

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